teasing the boys in the club like
me after 82 failed selfie attempts
"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"
"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"
"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."